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Did Kyle Dubas Purposefully Leave a Hole in the Penguins’ Lineup (for a Kid to Step Through)?

PenguinPoop colleague Caleb Di’Natale and I were having a text discussion last night concerning the merits of freshly signed prospect…

No Defense for (or from) Penguins Defense

In football there’s a phenomena known as the “lookout” block. That’s when an offensive lineman, having blown his assignment, turns…

Early Look at the Penguins Potential 23-Man Roster (It Ain’t Pretty)

So now that the dust has settled on the free-agent season, or at least the early going, what’s the Penguins’…

Penguins Update: The Plan Behind the Plan (I Think)

Before I begin my ramble, I need to state up front that I have absolutely no connections to the Penguins.…

Penguins Sign (the Wrong) Aho

…just when you thought the off-season plight of our Penguins couldn’t get any worse, it did. The team has signed…

Oilers Comeback Falls Short: Panthers Capture the Cup

In the wake of the Panthers’ rousing 2-1 Game 7 triumph over the Oilers, I thought I’d share a few…

Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’24 Edition)

In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to publish my annual Goin’ to WAR with Our…

Penguins Update: What Do Evgeni Malkin and Rodney Dangerfield Have in Common?

Back in the day, Rodney Dangerfield was arguably my favorite comedian. I especially loved the old Lite Beer commercials (Tastes…