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Penguins Sign (the Wrong) Aho

…just when you thought the off-season plight of our Penguins couldn’t get any worse, it did. The team has signed…

Oilers Comeback Falls Short: Panthers Capture the Cup

In the wake of the Panthers’ rousing 2-1 Game 7 triumph over the Oilers, I thought I’d share a few…

Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’24 Edition)

In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to publish my annual Goin’ to WAR with Our…

Penguins Update: What Do Evgeni Malkin and Rodney Dangerfield Have in Common?

Back in the day, Rodney Dangerfield was arguably my favorite comedian. I especially loved the old Lite Beer commercials (Tastes…

Who Might the Penguins Sign?

In a recent article, I panned the notion that our Penguins would be a destination spot for top-of-line free agents…

Can the Penguins Improve?

The other day, my colleague Caleb Di’Natale sent me a text displaying his new and improved black-and-gold lineup for the…

Marner to the Penguins? None for Me, Thanks.

I was working out at the gym Wednesday morning, minding my own business, when PenguinPoop colleague Caleb Di’Natale texted with…

Penguins Pick Heading to San Jose

The Penguins entered last night’s NHL draft lottery with an infinitesimal 1.5 percent chance of winning the lottery and snaring…