Penguins Jar(ry) Canadiens, 4-1, Bag Two Points
As our faithful readers are fully aware, PenguinPoop has been down for several days due to technical difficulties. One could…
Penguins Rally but Fall to Isles in OT, 5-4
Good news faithful, PenguinPoop readers. Thanks to the tireless efforts of PP founding father and technical guru Phil Krundle, we’re…
Penguins Update: Where Have All the Goals Gone? And Who’s Not Scoring Them.
It’s no secret. Our Penguins are having difficulty scoring. Grave(s) difficulty. Incredibly, we’re tied with Arizona for 25th (out of…
Penguins Blow Lead, Bow to Kings, 2-1
Correct me if I’m wrong. I think you’re supposed to win one for the Gipper, not lose one. Or in…
Should the Penguins Sign Jaromír Jágr?
One of my all-time favorite movies is The Natural. Set during the Great Depression, it’s the inspiring story of an…
Penguins Ride the Sid ‘n’ Ned Train to 4-1 Victory over Blackhawks
Seven seconds into last night’s must-have 4-1 victory over the Blackhawks, Sidney Crosby ran towering 22-year-old defenseman Alex Vlasic into…
Luckless Penguins Devoured by Panthers, 5-2
There’s a truism in sports. Great teams make their own luck. If that’s the case, what does it say about…
Penguins Update: Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures…
If you’re a faithful reader of PenguinPoop, you’ve no doubt noticed the recent lack of content. On the heels of…