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Eugoogoolizing the Penguins

As the years have passed since last our Pittsburgh Penguins hoisted Lord Stanley’s Cup, I find myself relating to the…

Penguins Update: Gettin’ Carrier(ed) Away

Watching highlights of the Golden Knights’ landslide Game 6 victory over Dallas, I couldn’t help but notice that two of…

Armchair GMing the Penguins for 2023 – 2024, Counterpoint

Armchair GMing is one of my favorite things to do. I have freely offered my unsolicited advice to our Pittsburgh…

An Armchair GM’s Approach to Fixing Our Penguins

For the past few months I’ve written a lot about what’s wrong with our Penguins. With the team on the…

Penguins Playoff Update: A Word from Captain Obvious

Question. What do Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Auston Matthews, Mitch Marner, William Nylander, John Tavares, Mika Zibanejad, Artemi Panarin, Vladimir…

If Not Sullivan, Who Coaches the Penguins?

Amid rumors swirling from the Big Apple that the Rangers covet Penguins coach Mike Sullivan, I only half-jokingly suggested to…

Is Hextall Truly to Blame for the Penguins’ Present Plight?

I was mulling over our Penguins the other day when a thought popped into my head. Is our present plight…

Should the Penguins Complete the Deconstruct Initiated by Ron Hextall?

The thought’s been buzzing around in the back of my mind for a while now and I figured I’d finally…