Penguins Take Jagr…er…Yager with Top Pick
I’ll confess, I’m not the most informed guy on the planet when it comes to evaluating potential draftees. My esteemed…
Penguins Update: The Dubas Plan
Hello fellow Poopers. Per my usual, I’m arriving late to the party. But I thought I’d chime in with a…
Eugoogoolizing the Penguins
As the years have passed since last our Pittsburgh Penguins hoisted Lord Stanley’s Cup, I find myself relating to the…
Penguins Update: Gettin’ Carrier(ed) Away
Watching highlights of the Golden Knights’ landslide Game 6 victory over Dallas, I couldn’t help but notice that two of…
Armchair GMing the Penguins for 2023 – 2024, Counterpoint
Armchair GMing is one of my favorite things to do. I have freely offered my unsolicited advice to our Pittsburgh…
An Armchair GM’s Approach to Fixing Our Penguins
For the past few months I’ve written a lot about what’s wrong with our Penguins. With the team on the…
Penguins Playoff Update: A Word from Captain Obvious
Question. What do Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Auston Matthews, Mitch Marner, William Nylander, John Tavares, Mika Zibanejad, Artemi Panarin, Vladimir…
If Not Sullivan, Who Coaches the Penguins?
Amid rumors swirling from the Big Apple that the Rangers covet Penguins coach Mike Sullivan, I only half-jokingly suggested to…