Stayin’ Alive: Penguins Clip Wings, 5-1
It was a game our Penguins simply had to win. Lose, and our season was likely over. Along with it,…
Jekyll and Hyde Penguins Stomp Wild, 4-1
In 1886, Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson penned a novella about the good and kind Dr. Jekyll, who morphed into…
Penguins Update: Hextall Got it Right with Rakell
Hey all. With so much negativity surrounding our Penguins these days as we stagger down the homestretch, I thought I’d…
Nightmare on Centre Avenue (Part I), Bruins Best Penguins
The other day I confessed to PenguinPoop founding father Phil Krundle my nightmare scenario for this weekend in two-part detail.…
Light-Switch Penguins Blank Preds, 2-0
Our Penguins are on-again, off-again. Just like a light switch. Or binary code, if you prefer. Have been throughout this…
Red Wings, Perron, Pummel Penguins, 7-4
Last March 27, nearly a year ago to the day, the Penguins lit up Detroit goalie Alex Nedeljkovic for seven…
Maybe I Can Make the Dreaded PenguinPoop Curse Work for Us
With our season entering the home stretch and a 17th straight postseason berth anything but a given, it was suggested…
Caps Capitulate, Penguins Triumph Thanks to Late Malkin Heroics
Some teeth might be missing. The manes might not be as lustrous and full as they once were. Some mange…