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Light-Switch Penguins Blank Preds, 2-0

Our Penguins are on-again, off-again. Just like a light switch. Or binary code, if you prefer. Have been throughout this…

Red Wings, Perron, Pummel Penguins, 7-4

Last March 27, nearly a year ago to the day, the Penguins lit up Detroit goalie Alex Nedeljkovic for seven…

Maybe I Can Make the Dreaded PenguinPoop Curse Work for Us

With our season entering the home stretch and a 17th straight postseason berth anything but a given, it was suggested…

Caps Capitulate, Penguins Triumph Thanks to Late Malkin Heroics

Some teeth might be missing. The manes might not be as lustrous and full as they once were. Some mange…

Stars Outshine Valiant Penguins, 3-2

So close…and yet so far. That’s the best way I can describe the Penguins’ 3-2 loss to the Stars last…

Well I’ll be Cow-Kicked, Undermanned Penguins Stun Avs

I’ll be honest. I tuned into the Penguins-Avalanche game last night fully expecting the worst. After all, the Avs entered…

Penguins Update: In Ray We Trust (Again)?

Okay, so I’m jumping the gun, and not just by a little. But what started out as a reply to…

Penguins Season a Tale of Two Teams

The Penguins have become a tale of two teams. Or rather, two distinct segments of the same team. We have…