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Penguins Final Report Cards

To borrow from an old Alice Cooper classic, School’s Out for our Penguins. No more sticks. No more pucks. No…

Flaccid Penguins Blow Lead in Finale, Bow to Blue Jackets in OT

Pathetic! That was the single adjective I used in my game notes to describe our galling 3-2 come-from-in-front overtime loss…

Going, Going, Gone: Penguins all but Kiss Their Playoff Hopes Goodbye with Hideous Loss to Hawks

During the War Between the States, a Union corporal came across a package of three cigars wrapped in paper out…

Penguins Development Process Part 2: What’s Going on with Nathan Légaré?

I was reading an account of the Baby Penguins’ recent 8-2 thrashing of the Bridgeport Islanders and couldn’t help but…

Stayin’ Alive: Penguins Clip Wings, 5-1

It was a game our Penguins simply had to win. Lose, and our season was likely over. Along with it,…

Jekyll and Hyde Penguins Stomp Wild, 4-1

In 1886, Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson penned a novella about the good and kind Dr. Jekyll, who morphed into…

Penguins Update: Hextall Got it Right with Rakell

Hey all. With so much negativity surrounding our Penguins these days as we stagger down the homestretch, I thought I’d…

Nightmare on Centre Avenue (Part I), Bruins Best Penguins

The other day I confessed to PenguinPoop founding father Phil Krundle my nightmare scenario for this weekend in two-part detail.…