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Flaccid Penguins Blow Lead in Finale, Bow to Blue Jackets in OT

Pathetic! That was the single adjective I used in my game notes to describe our galling 3-2 come-from-in-front overtime loss…

Going, Going, Gone: Penguins all but Kiss Their Playoff Hopes Goodbye with Hideous Loss to Hawks

During the War Between the States, a Union corporal came across a package of three cigars wrapped in paper out…

Penguins Development Process Part 2: What’s Going on with Nathan Légaré?

I was reading an account of the Baby Penguins’ recent 8-2 thrashing of the Bridgeport Islanders and couldn’t help but…

Stayin’ Alive: Penguins Clip Wings, 5-1

It was a game our Penguins simply had to win. Lose, and our season was likely over. Along with it,…

Jekyll and Hyde Penguins Stomp Wild, 4-1

In 1886, Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson penned a novella about the good and kind Dr. Jekyll, who morphed into…

Penguins Update: Hextall Got it Right with Rakell

Hey all. With so much negativity surrounding our Penguins these days as we stagger down the homestretch, I thought I’d…

Nightmare on Centre Avenue (Part I), Bruins Best Penguins

The other day I confessed to PenguinPoop founding father Phil Krundle my nightmare scenario for this weekend in two-part detail.…

Light-Switch Penguins Blank Preds, 2-0

Our Penguins are on-again, off-again. Just like a light switch. Or binary code, if you prefer. Have been throughout this…