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The Penguins on Average

Typically, I like to do an update on the Penguins Prospects the first day of every new month during the…

‘Canes Top Penguins on Freak Play

Scan the Carolina Hurricanes roster and it really isn’t that imposing. For every Sebastien Aho there’s a Stefan Noesen (remember…

Leafs Maul Bumbling Penguins 4-1

Amazing what a difference 24 hours can make. To say nothing of the quality of opponent and a fresh set…

Penguins Ground Hapless Flyers 4-1

Former St. Louis penalty king and frequent Penguin pounder Barclay Plager once said, “It’s not who wins the fight that’s…

Penguins Quarter Pole Projections

With the Penguins’ 2022-23 season roughly at the quarter pole, I thought it would be fun to project individual stats…

Penguins Malkin-ize Flames in Shootout

Back in the day, the Pittsburgh-based H.J. Heinz Company was famous for its “57 varieties.” In fact, “Heinz 57” became…

Penguins Update: Shhh. Whatever You Do, Don’t Mention…

There’s a word we don’t dare mention. Kind of like when a pitcher in baseball is throwing a no-h***er. Or…

‘Guins Win-in-the-Peg

Sorry. Thought I’d have a little fun with the title. In the cold, blustery prairie outpost known as “the Peg,”…