Surprise, Surprise (Surprise), Penguins Lose to ‘Canes
Contrary to Gomer Pyle’s favorite saying, it came as no great surprise that the Penguins fell to the Carolina Hurricanes…
Penguins Mid-Term Grades 2022-2023: According to the Other Rick
It has been quite a few seasons since I gave out mid-term grades. Since I don’t like to be subjective…
Penguins Snap Skid, Tame Coyotes
To borrow from a phrase from merry olde England, “the streak is dead, long live the streak.” Indeed, the Penguins…
Golden Knights Complete Kessel Run, Defeat Penguins by 12 Parsecs
What a difference a month makes. Back on December 1, our Penguins beat the Golden Knights in impressive fashion at…
Another Lead Slips Away, Penguins Bow to Bruins in Classic
I have a confession to make. My work at Wright’s Gym kept me otherwise detained, so I didn’t watch the…
Penguins Prospects thru December 31, 2022
Happy New Year Penguin Poop readers! With our Pittsburgh Penguins limping through the end of the 2022 season (5-3-2 in…
Penguins Collapse, Fall to Red Wings in OT
It seems Bob Errey has become quite the prophet of late. With about seven minutes remaining in regulation last night…
Penguins Meeting Expectations?
Curious about how one of our Penguins (I won’t mention who) was faring in terms of 5v5 goals on ice…