• Sat. Apr 25th, 2026

Jake Guentzel

  • Home
  • Penguins Overcome Dopey Play and Ducks

Penguins Overcome Dopey Play and Ducks

I thought my head was gonna explode. I really did. As I watched the waning seconds of a 4-on-4, soon…

Surprise, Surprise (Surprise), Penguins Lose to ‘Canes

Contrary to Gomer Pyle’s favorite saying, it came as no great surprise that the Penguins fell to the Carolina Hurricanes…

Penguins Mid-Term Grades 2022-2023: According to the Other Rick

It has been quite a few seasons since I gave out mid-term grades. Since I don’t like to be subjective…

Penguins Snap Skid, Tame Coyotes

To borrow from a phrase from merry olde England, “the streak is dead, long live the streak.” Indeed, the Penguins…

Golden Knights Complete Kessel Run, Defeat Penguins by 12 Parsecs

What a difference a month makes. Back on December 1, our Penguins beat the Golden Knights in impressive fashion at…

Another Lead Slips Away, Penguins Bow to Bruins in Classic

I have a confession to make. My work at Wright’s Gym kept me otherwise detained, so I didn’t watch the…

Penguins Prospects thru December 31, 2022

Happy New Year Penguin Poop readers! With our Pittsburgh Penguins limping through the end of the 2022 season (5-3-2 in…

Penguins Collapse, Fall to Red Wings in OT

It seems Bob Errey has become quite the prophet of late. With about seven minutes remaining in regulation last night…