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Thanks to Another Epic OT Fail, the Penguins Bite the Dust in Jersey

I confess, life kept me otherwise detained yesterday afternoon, so I didn’t watch the Penguins’ 2-1 overtime loss to the…

Penguins Rely on Jarry-atrics to Best Senators in Rematch

I must say I’ve got this reverse PenguinPoop mojo thing down to a science. I really do. On at least…

Penguins Overcome Dopey Play and Ducks

I thought my head was gonna explode. I really did. As I watched the waning seconds of a 4-on-4, soon…

Surprise, Surprise (Surprise), Penguins Lose to ‘Canes

Contrary to Gomer Pyle’s favorite saying, it came as no great surprise that the Penguins fell to the Carolina Hurricanes…

Penguins Mid-Term Grades 2022-2023: According to the Other Rick

It has been quite a few seasons since I gave out mid-term grades. Since I don’t like to be subjective…

Penguins Snap Skid, Tame Coyotes

To borrow from a phrase from merry olde England, “the streak is dead, long live the streak.” Indeed, the Penguins…

Golden Knights Complete Kessel Run, Defeat Penguins by 12 Parsecs

What a difference a month makes. Back on December 1, our Penguins beat the Golden Knights in impressive fashion at…

Another Lead Slips Away, Penguins Bow to Bruins in Classic

I have a confession to make. My work at Wright’s Gym kept me otherwise detained, so I didn’t watch the…