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Penguins Streak is Dead, Long Live the Streak

I got the idea for my silly title midway through the second period of last night’s game. The Penguins trailed…

Hats Off to Rodrigues and Rust, Penguins Feast on Sharks, 8-5

Coming off an extended Covid/holiday break, I wasn’t sure what to expect from our Penguins. After all, we were down…

Penguins Update: Who Made Who?

Back in the day, the Aussie rock band AC/DC released a song titled, “Who Made Who” as part of a…

A View from Afar…”Pittsburgh, we may have a problem”

I just read your local media reports stating we now have six Penguins in the NHL revised Covid protocol as…

La Machine (Penguins) Slices and Dices Les Habitants, 5-2

Back in the late 1970s, Moulinex introduced a food processor aptly named La Machine. A pitch woman extolled its virtues…

Projecting Our Penguins

With 27 games down, roughly a third of our Penguins 2021-22 schedule is in the books. Since it’s a simple…

Penguins Crunch Capitals 4-2

I confess, I didn’t watch the Penguins’ 4-2 triumph over Washington due to the funky deal with ESPN+. However, I…

Penguins Go Moby Dick on Seattle, Devour Kraken 6-1

According to seafaring lore, sperm whales like to dine on giant squid. Doing our best Moby Dick imitation, the Penguins…