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Penguins Go Moby Dick on Seattle, Devour Kraken 6-1

According to seafaring lore, sperm whales like to dine on giant squid. Doing our best Moby Dick imitation, the Penguins…

Guentzel Tricky, Penguins Power (Play) Past Canucks, 4-1

I’d like to take a little credit if I may for the Penguins’ runaway 4-1 triumph over Vancouver at Rogers…

Penguins Update: Middle-Six Mashup

Following an encouraging five-game winning streak built largely on the stellar goaltending of Tristan Jarry, our Penguins have hit the…

Oilers Grease Penguins Skid, 5-2

In a very real way, last night’s 5-2 loss at the hands of high-powered Edmonton at Rogers Place represents more…

Flames Singe Penguins in Shootout

There’s an old saying. Take the money and run. In the wake of last night’s 2-1 shootout loss to the…

Penguins Hab Not, Fall to Montreal, 6-3

Yes, the dreaded PenguinPoop curse is alive and well. No sooner do I write in my prior game summary that…

Revenge Served Cold, Jarry and Penguins Ice Islanders

In the “shows you what I know” department, I predicted on the eve of the season that the Islanders (losers…

Penguins Knuckle Canucks Under, 4-1

Less than a fortnight ago our Penguins were coming off lopsided back-to-back losses and sinking like a stone in the…