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Thriller Night: Penguins Conquer Avalanche in OT

I have a confession to make. For the better part of the Penguins’ thrilling 2-1 overtime conquest of the Avalanche…

Can the Penguins Be Fixed?

A few days ago, long-time PenguinPoop contributor and commenter James Arthurs offered what I thought was the most astute analogy…

Sharks Attack, Bite Penguins in the End

It wasn’t supposed to happen this way. The Penguins were supposed to cruise to a feel-good win over weak-sister San…

Penguins Rely on Jarry-atrics to Best Senators in Rematch

I must say I’ve got this reverse PenguinPoop mojo thing down to a science. I really do. On at least…

Senators Rule, Top Penguins in Penalty-Fest

Crazy. And I’m not referring to the Patsy Cline crossover hit from 1961, but rather last night’s penalty-strewn 5-4 overtime…

Penguins Overcome Dopey Play and Ducks

I thought my head was gonna explode. I really did. As I watched the waning seconds of a 4-on-4, soon…

Surprise, Surprise (Surprise), Penguins Lose to ‘Canes

Contrary to Gomer Pyle’s favorite saying, it came as no great surprise that the Penguins fell to the Carolina Hurricanes…

Penguins Mid-Term Grades 2022-2023: According to the Other Rick

It has been quite a few seasons since I gave out mid-term grades. Since I don’t like to be subjective…