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Penguins Update: So You Wanna Be a Goalie?

As hockey fans, we seem to be living in an era when most everyone is hyper-critical of goalies. I’m no…

Penguins Update: What Do Evgeni Malkin and Rodney Dangerfield Have in Common?

Back in the day, Rodney Dangerfield was arguably my favorite comedian. I especially loved the old Lite Beer commercials (Tastes…

Penguins Update: Let’s Get Physical

As I scanned the box score of last night’s Boston-Toronto playoff game I couldn’t help but notice a familiar trend.…

Did the Penguins Need a Shakeup?

I’m going to begin this article with a statement that might cause you to question my sanity…or worse. Might trading…

Look Out Below, Plummeting Penguins Fall to Bruins, 5-1

Heading into the 2005-06 season, the Penguins had high hopes. Following three dismal seasons, they won the right to draft…

Penguins Update: Be Careful What You Wish For

In what figures to be the first of a spate of moves to maximize assets and reshape our roster, the…

The Penguins’ Prodigal Returns: Jags is Back in Town

Jags is back in town, Jags is back in town, Jags is back in town…(sung to the tune of the…

Penguins Update: Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures…

If you’re a faithful reader of PenguinPoop, you’ve no doubt noticed the recent lack of content. On the heels of…