Look Out Below, Plummeting Penguins Fall to Bruins, 5-1
Heading into the 2005-06 season, the Penguins had high hopes. Following three dismal seasons, they won the right to draft…
Penguins Update: Be Careful What You Wish For
In what figures to be the first of a spate of moves to maximize assets and reshape our roster, the…
The Penguins’ Prodigal Returns: Jags is Back in Town
Jags is back in town, Jags is back in town, Jags is back in town…(sung to the tune of the…
Penguins Update: Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures…
If you’re a faithful reader of PenguinPoop, you’ve no doubt noticed the recent lack of content. On the heels of…
Penguins Update: Has Familiarity Bred Contempt?
I was pondering the plight of our favorite hockey team when an old adage popped into my head. And while…
Penguins Collapse, Blow Two-Goal Lead in Gut-Wrenching 3-2 Loss to the Sabres
We had this game. Had it in our hip pockets. My game summary was all but written in my head.…
‘Canes Top Crosby (oh…and Penguins too), 4-2
During our ill-fated 1975 playoff series against the Islanders, a potent Penguins team mysteriously stopped scoring. In an effort to…
Penguins to Retire Jagr’s Number
The Penguins have announced that Jaromír Jágr’s iconic No. 68 will be retired in a pre-game ceremony on February 18.…