Penguins Chomp Sharks, 6-3, End Futility Skein
Well, I’ll be cowkicked, to coin a favored Mike Lange phrase. Just when it seemed our Penguins might never win…
Ex-Penguins Update: December 12, 2023
With a lull in the Penguins’ schedule, I thought I’d check in on former Pens around the league and see…
Penguins Update: The Granny Watch
There’s a former Penguin who’s lighting up the score sheet of late. Can you guess who he is? Sam Lafferty…
Power Outage: Penguins Fizzle in 3-1 Loss to Lightning
With just under a minute remaining in last night’s flat-line loss at Tampa Bay, Jake Guentzel crossed the blue line…
Penguins Update: The Pieces Fit
There’s a song by Tool titled Schism that plays on our Pandora station at Wright’s Gym. The refrain, “I know…
Duck, Duck, Goose (Eggs), Penguins Blank Anaheim 2-0
Back in the days of Mean Joe Greene, Mad Dog White and the Steel Curtain, chants of DEE-FENSE, DEE-FENSE filled…
Penguins Erupt, Keelhaul Toothless Sharks, 10-2
Back on December 17, 1991, the Penguins feasted on an epically bad Sharks team by the lopsided score of 10-2.…
Penguins Update: The Bigger They Are…
The bigger they are, the harder they fall. That time honored axiom is attributed to English boxer Robert Fitzsimmons, who…