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BULLETIN: Penguins Make Two Shocking Trades

Hey all. I just have a moment to put up a placeholder. Penguins GM Ron Hextall engineered two stunning trades…

Penguins Update: Speed Kills, But is it the Be-All and End-All?

It’s the lifeblood of the Penguins’ game. Speed. Coach Mike Sullivan wants forwards who can get on the opposition and…

La Machine (Penguins) Slices and Dices Les Habitants, 5-2

Back in the late 1970s, Moulinex introduced a food processor aptly named La Machine. A pitch woman extolled its virtues…

Penguins Hab Not, Fall to Montreal, 6-3

Yes, the dreaded PenguinPoop curse is alive and well. No sooner do I write in my prior game summary that…

Penguins Halt Skid, Crush Canadiens, 6-0

With the season threatening to slip through our collective fingers like grains of sand traversing an hour glass, the Penguins…

Penguins Update: Is Marcus Pettersson Really That Bad?

Read any Penguins blog or media outlet, including PenguinPoop, and you’re liable to see Marcus Pettersson’s name pop up with…

Penguins Update: RIP Bugsy

I was saddened to learn that former Penguins defenseman Bryan Watson passed away yesterday at age 78. A hockey neophyte…

PenguinPoop Curse Alive and Well

A word of caution before you begin to read. This is a silly article meant to poke a little fun…