Penguins Rally but Fall to Isles in OT, 5-4
Good news faithful, PenguinPoop readers. Thanks to the tireless efforts of PP founding father and technical guru Phil Krundle, we’re…
Penguins Update: Where Have All the Goals Gone? And Who’s Not Scoring Them.
It’s no secret. Our Penguins are having difficulty scoring. Grave(s) difficulty. Incredibly, we’re tied with Arizona for 25th (out of…
Penguins Blow Lead, Bow to Kings, 2-1
Correct me if I’m wrong. I think you’re supposed to win one for the Gipper, not lose one. Or in…
Penguins Ride the Sid ‘n’ Ned Train to 4-1 Victory over Blackhawks
Seven seconds into last night’s must-have 4-1 victory over the Blackhawks, Sidney Crosby ran towering 22-year-old defenseman Alex Vlasic into…
Penguins Place Guentzel on IR
The hits just keep on comin’ for our Penguins. The team announced today that it has placed star forward Jake…
Luckless Penguins Devoured by Panthers, 5-2
There’s a truism in sports. Great teams make their own luck. If that’s the case, what does it say about…
Penguins Update: Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures…
If you’re a faithful reader of PenguinPoop, you’ve no doubt noticed the recent lack of content. On the heels of…
Put a Fork in ‘em, Penguins Fall to Jets
“Them guys is done like dinner.” The immortal Dave “Tiger” Williams offered that blunt and colorful assessment of an earlier…