Was Tocchet prepping the deadBOLTS for Ovechkin?

Dr Hook knows bad hockey and Knopka, Koci, Artyukhin aren’t names you associate with anything but bad Slap Shot type hockey… and if you think for one moment that last night’s Rick Tocchet warm-up for the Capitals didn’t have payback in mind – you just might be wrong.  Bruce Boudreau and George McPhee might

want to sit hide rest Alexander “the CLOWN” Ovechkin in Thursday’s game. 

 

 

 

Ovechkin won’t like it but if he isn’t  ….

sat he’s liable to get his head knocked-off. Ovechkin played the CLOWN in his stick-fanning showboat routine and at the all-star game and whether anyone within the Capital’s OrganEYEzation admits it out right, or not – the deadBOLT players and especially Rick the Tocchet didn’t take to it very well.

This got so bad that the Capitals personally called the deadBOLTS to make excuses – claiming that OVIE didn’t mean anything by it. It other words… they claimed he was an IMMATURE KID just having some fun.

We all know in Hockeytahn that we’d never get such kid stuff from Malkin.  Malkin is THE MAN  in the middle, who plays both ends of the ice at a level deserving of this year’s  Lester B. Person Award. That’s the one voted on by the players… not the one voted by tons of ignoramus sports reporters some of which are more baseball fans.  Think of Bob (Larry) Smizik voting for someone and you get my point.  

For Ovechkin… he might make some advertising money off his stick waiving stunt if he wasn’t one of the ugliest athletes ever…

…. and, that’s like in all-time. For more on FUGLY?  Looking for attractive people? Don’t go to…     This guy actually has a clothing line and is a front for a WASH DC beauty shop. LOL.  Go figure, eh?  I’m thinking he plays and it’s one-more lost tooth.

This is DR Hook… carry on