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Top 5 reason NHLers don’t want to go to Olympic Games in Russia

1. Back Bacon is better than Borscht

2. The Beer is much better in Canada

3. 8 hour time difference means games played in prime time in Russia will be on at noon on East Coast and 9:00 AM on West Coast.

4. Because we all want to see Ted Leonsis’ reaction when Oven-Chicken and Alex Seamen leave the Caps in mid season to go play for Mother Russia

And Finally…. 5 NHL players would rather spend 2 weeks in Winnipeg in February than in Russia

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