• Fri. Mar 6th, 2026

Teddy Blueger

  • Home
  • Penguins Trade Deadline: Armchair GMing?

Penguins Trade Deadline: Armchair GMing?

I think everyone of regulars here on Penguin Poop know how much I love to play armchair GM for our…

Malkin Logs 1200th Point as Penguins Pluck Ducks 6-3

The Penguins kicked off their three-game west coast swing in style last night with a resounding 6-3 victory over the…

Are the Hurricanes That Much Better Than the Penguins?

With our floundering Penguins mercifully entering their bye week, I got the idea to compare them to a couple of…

Sharks Attack, Bite Penguins in the End

It wasn’t supposed to happen this way. The Penguins were supposed to cruise to a feel-good win over weak-sister San…

Penguins Update: Time to Try the Kids?

In my most recent game summary, I lamented that our Penguins are getting next to nothing from the bottom two…

Penguins Mid-Term Grades 2022-2023: According to the Other Rick

It has been quite a few seasons since I gave out mid-term grades. Since I don’t like to be subjective…

Penguins Better but Pitchforked by Devils

The Penguins endured a tough loss to Metro foe New Jersey last night at PPG Paints Arena by a 4-2…

Penguins Suffer Lump of Coal OT Loss to ‘Canes

I can sum up my feelings about the Penguins’ 4-3 overtime loss to Carolina last night in one word. Frustrated.…