Penguins Update: Speed Kills, But is it the Be-All and End-All?
It’s the lifeblood of the Penguins’ game. Speed. Coach Mike Sullivan wants forwards who can get on the opposition and…
La Machine (Penguins) Slices and Dices Les Habitants, 5-2
Back in the late 1970s, Moulinex introduced a food processor aptly named La Machine. A pitch woman extolled its virtues…
Penguins Hab Not, Fall to Montreal, 6-3
Yes, the dreaded PenguinPoop curse is alive and well. No sooner do I write in my prior game summary that…
Penguins Halt Skid, Crush Canadiens, 6-0
With the season threatening to slip through our collective fingers like grains of sand traversing an hour glass, the Penguins…
Penguins Update: Is Marcus Pettersson Really That Bad?
Read any Penguins blog or media outlet, including PenguinPoop, and you’re liable to see Marcus Pettersson’s name pop up with…
Penguins Update: RIP Bugsy
I was saddened to learn that former Penguins defenseman Bryan Watson passed away yesterday at age 78. A hockey neophyte…
PenguinPoop Curse Alive and Well
A word of caution before you begin to read. This is a silly article meant to poke a little fun…
Final Four Reinforces Penguins Need for Change
There’s been much written and much analysis concerning the Penguins latest first-round playoff exit. The consensus is goaltending let us…